I like it! I can see it on all ever T.V. and radio in equestria!
Rarity: Are you tired of being the grungy stallion on the battlefield? Tired of everypony else making fun of you and your old rusty unfashionable armor? Well Not any more! Introducing Rarity's Patented Crystal Armor! Now you'll be without a doubt the most fabulous
Rainbowdash: And Awesome
Rarity: Stallion out there!
Twilight: But it gets better Ladies and Gentlecolts. Hi, i'm registered super alicorn Princess Twilight and i co designed these with Rarity to ensure that you not only have the best looking but the most protective armor in Equestria! I should know because i hoof tested it myself
Shining: Hold the phone, i work hard for my bits, i can't go spending the on such expensive clothes
Rarity: Well Gosh, i'm not the element of generosity for nothing sir! Normally yes such a stylish and practical outfit could run you upwards of 100 bits
Pinkie: OH NOOOOO
Rarity: But if you come down to Ponyville to pick up a set within the next week, we will get you sized, fitted, help you pick a color, and get started on your personal set for only 25 bits!
Spike: Woah, that's a deal even a guy like me could afford!
Rarity: But wait there's more! Get here with the next 3 days and you can get a specialized instruction, on how to get your mane in the helmet properly and a 50% coupon on your next purchase!
Applejack: Well Gosh i better hoof it over there and not miss out on these incredible deals!
Rarity: Exactly! Get on down here and get your Crystal Armor Today!!!!